This page will assist you in creating the piece of paper or digital card that certifies you as disabled. "For when rolling up there in your wheelchair just isn't enough." There is no guarantee that this will work, but it does work because the silly people who ask for the card usually don't have the common sense to see you sitting there in your wheelchair and put two and two together so they'll fall for it. Enter your information below. None of this is stored, it's just used to generate your handy-dandy card on the next page. P.S. If you aren't actually disabled and plan to abuse this like you do our parking spaces, accessible toilet stalls, and anything else you feel entitled to take advantage of, I hope you get run over by a truck so you can understand why we need these things and you don't. |